there was a man in the jungle being chased by two tigers. he out runs them until he faces a cliff, then he climbs down the vine to escape but the moment he looks down the tigers are waiting for him at the bottom. the man climbs back up but there are mice gnawing the vine leading to his inevitable death. he knew he was going to die, but he saw within arm’s reach a fresh looking strawberry. he grabbed it, and that was the best strawberry he has ever consumed in his life. he dies shortly after but that is not the point.

The point is that he enjoyed EVERY HERE AND NOW moment in his life no matter WHAT situation he was in. Life is all about enjoying every single second you possibly can. 

This may be a crazy and irrational example, but when you’re being chased by tigers or being sabotaged by mice, enjoy the strawberries. Never let a moment go to waste no matter what happens. 

school dress codes actually make me so mad its 90 degrees and this school has no air conditioning and i cant wear a tank top because boys might get distracted 

by my shoulders

man if u cant control your boner over my upper arms thats your own damn problem my nigga 

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thoughtsofmeerkat:

girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life

please dont ever use this pickup line

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